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Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
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Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
No go.
Loons and Moons
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What happens to single guys when they get older?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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