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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Then came..

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

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Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Why did VP Vance decide to humiliate the President of Ukraine on national TV?

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Which genre of novels is most profitable to publish and why?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

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Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

No go.

Loons and Moons

No way

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What happens to single guys when they get older?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

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